National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.

This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.

by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025

Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is a tax system created by a streamer called 'Fanum' who collects food tax whenever someone brings food to a house. He is also considered to be the fattest in a group.

"Ayo bro hide the Food before Fanum places his Fanum Tax"

by Stolas [MG] October 13, 2023

Fanum tax

A guy named Fanum tax he takes food

My dad had food I Fanum taxed him

by Batman232332323232323 December 8, 2023

fanum tax

Fanum tax is the action said right before someone "taxes" around 20% of your food for no particular reason.

I'm going to fanum tax your nachos .

by moe lehster May 6, 2024

Fanum Tax

When you steal or "tax" a friends food ( you have to be fat to tax )

I fanum taxed bros chicken

by M1lf L0ver February 18, 2024

Tax

Something that should never be payed, no matter what the government tells you.

Guy1: Did you pay your taxes?
Smart Guy: No of course not taxes aren't for paying just wasting paper.

by kyle's mother is sexy November 28, 2024