Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Mario Karted

When all the NPCs in Mario Kart decide they hate your guts.

"Hey, this is the third red shell I've been hit with in 15 seconds!"
"Dang, you're getting Mario Karted.

by kole49544 February 15, 2024

Super Mario 65

cancelled mario game

i had a classmate that actually legitimately expected super mario 65 to come out. he ate glue.

by Quandale Dingles friend March 18, 2024

Mario gay!

A word me and my friends say when we’re uncomfortable with what the other person is doing, sorta like a safe word?

Say I slap her gluteus “MARIO GAY!” Whoops!

by Maxamilliondolla September 26, 2025

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Marios

Man who wears ankle socks, but he’s alright I guess

“Hey look there’s Marios! Oh… he’s wearing ankle socks.”

by TrulyAmazing December 26, 2025

Mario

the very famous Italian from the best selling video game... I bet you though I was gonna say Super Mario Bros., but no, Mario Frigo from Just Cause 3.

Dude 1: Ay, you know Mario?
Dude 2: The plumber?
Dude 1: No, Mario from Just Cause 3.
Dude 2: Of course, he's much more famous, why did I think it was the plumber?
Dude 1: 'Cause u dumb?
Dude 2: Ye probably.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022