when you hear the name matt, you just want to explode. but i’m talking about one matt in particular. this matt is trash at video games and pretty weird. plus he has a habit of calling his girl, maddi, a bot weird right? also i know he has a girl shocking right. but secretly i think he is gay tho. if you ever see him please call for help. he is dangerous and deadly.
matt is trash at video games.
by mattistrash May 16, 2020
by matt wolfe 69 December 04, 2018
An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
by Matt Kirkwood February 13, 2018
Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.
by ChroMe Ghostz April 25, 2023
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band cage the elephant?
Person 2: Oh yeah I love that band! Did you know the lead singer is Matt Shultz?
Person 1: Yup! Isn’t he married to Malayha Shultz?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 2: Oh yeah I love that band! Did you know the lead singer is Matt Shultz?
Person 1: Yup! Isn’t he married to Malayha Shultz?
Person 2: Yes!
by sparkle jump rope queen June 14, 2021
A "famous" TikToker who plays Friedrich in the Sound of Music. He likes to fat shame him mother for what she looked like 2 years ago. He likes to complain about how he attends a school that is basically bankrupt.... which he does, considering they can't afford paper towels. Not too long ago, he was in a relationship with a girl named Paige, which he DEEPLY regrets. His brother, JP, is much more talented than him (and browner).
Oh dear god... is that the devil or Matthew Kozak?
I just took a massive Matt Kozak in the toilet.
Kurtains.
I just took a massive Matt Kozak in the toilet.
Kurtains.
by Elsa Schraeder March 10, 2020