Super Mario Bro’ed

Getting Super Mario Bro’ed is where during intercourse, the male participant lies flat holding his penis up. The female participant then jumps up in the air and lands directly on his penis. *this act can be extremely dangerous* It’s called “Getting Super Mario Bro’ed” because to kill a Goomba, Mario must jump and land on said Goomba. Some also might say a Goomba slightly resembles the tip of a penis.

Bro she Super Mario Bro’ed me last night! I didn’t know she was freaky like that

I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong

by Steve_Harvey83 May 5, 2024

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Getting Mario Karted

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair

Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted

by The CFM 2227 July 23, 2024

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Mario

Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.

I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3

Mario is so funny did you see what he did in class today

yea of course I did he made everyone laugh

by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023

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Mario Cadence

When a song uses bVI-bVII-I; with the name popularized by the Flagpole Fanfare from the Super Mario Bros video game. It is used to build up tension to the tonic.

Hallucinate by Dua Lipa, Gangnam Style by Psy, Hero by Nickelback, The Peanuts Theme by Vince Guaraldi, The Star Spangled Banner by Whitney Houston, SOS by ABBA, All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow & Brooklyn (Owes The Charmer Under Me) by Steely Dan all contain the Mario Cadence.

by WhiteEntertainmentTelevision May 20, 2025

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Mario Juarez

Tall brown long hair red hoodie likes caigen Mario is a cool person to be around but don’t mess with him when he is in a bad mood he will snap on you he does not like certain people he hates drama he does not like dating he is the type of person that likes to be with his friends more than girls

Mario Juarez is the best friend you could have he is lit to the moon and back

by Whiteboycash11 May 6, 2019

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