Intensely smoking one or more cigarettes in anticipation of a period where one will not be able to smoke such as a plane journey or interminable work meetings. Like carbo-loading but slightly less healthly.
Outside the airport, you can see the huddle of smokers nico-loading in anticipation of their journeys.
by correctionalshoesboy March 23, 2009
by Jinxy cat October 06, 2015
A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
When you shove a brick of cheese in a sexual orifice, leave your load in it and your partner will put it in a sandwich to eat
by Dirty mingler February 17, 2024
by Tommyc November 13, 2021
When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt
Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
by Ants Are So Crazy July 11, 2013
The process of a video that when the bar of light grey load stops moving, and when you go to watch the video, the load continues to load as you watch the video.
by Cedratto October 28, 2018