When you lubricate your penis and your hand, wrap your lubricated hand around your penis, and move your hand up and down your penis, somewhat slowly, almost like giving your penis a massage until you ejaculate
by Master Stroke August 18, 2021

by Eansolo December 29, 2023

by BigDickHemp January 14, 2018

I was going to eat my girlfriend's pussy, but I remember that she's loaded because I left my splooge in there last night.
by Frenchie619-2 June 10, 2023

A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.
Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?
No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.
No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.
by EngineeringPrinciples May 3, 2018

1. the result after eating an extremely large meal
2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."
"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
by mindtank January 12, 2015

by Y2ICON November 23, 2021
