vodka lemon ice

the best drink in the hole world purchasable from lidl.a phat party is not phat without it.abr.VLI

1.im rely thirsty lets get some vli
2.vli rox my sox
3.pas me a botl of vli so i can get wankerd.

by refil pad June 30, 2005

The Italian lemon squeeze

Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.

We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.

by TheLemonLicker June 5, 2018

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

When an event or an action is uncommonly unchallenging to execute or to obtain.

When I found the tools, fixing the bike was easy peasy lemon squeezy

by Dorkus van Hooff June 27, 2015

making lemonade out of lemons

Making the most out of a shitty situation, or do the best you can with the hand youve been dealt.

When life gives you lemons, start learning how to be Making lemonade out of lemons

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

lemon pledge hoedown

when a person that u dont enjoy to be around gets lemmon pledge on them because u spilled it on him or her.

it can also be used as a prand

if there is a girl walking through a door and u put an open bottle of lemmon pledge on top of the door, it will fall and get all over her.

john: yo did u see steph get a compleate lemon pledge hoedown ?

jim: dag yo it was quite awesome

by yttarc ekaj November 8, 2009

cacao lemon milk egg

like milk egg but you add in feces and piss and let that ferment and stick you milk egg inside of this mixture and let rot obsorb and change color and repeat the last few steps of insertion eating her out and slurping up the juices

(person 1)hey me and susan did the cacao lemon milk egg instead of the milk egg today.
(person 2) why do i even talk to such a perverted fuck.you absolutly disgust me.

by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019