Youngster joey

When it comes to the best trainers of all times its me, youngster joey me whit my top percentage rattata hecc im better im strong im joey

Red:oh youngster joey hey
Joey:i like shorts they are easy and comfy to wear hahah now battle me foolish mortal
Red:...

Youngster joey by Youngster_joey64 May 22, 2018

Crazy Joey

When you literally pound pussy on the stairs and slap hella ass. from the movie A History of Violence when crazy fucking joey bangs his wife.

My parents came home and saw me crazy joey'n my bitch !

I need to crazy joey my teacher.

Crazy Joey by Dr. Mruk July 19, 2010

pulling a joey 

Previously commiting to something and not following through. Also ignoring phone calls, and or not notifying other parties when a change of plans occurs. Leaving friends "in the dust". Also see gay.

Jacob: Yo man, where is Greg, he is suppose to be here?


Alex: Bro, I called it. He's pulling a Joey. You owe me $10.

pulling a joey by AcBush June 23, 2008

Burpin' Joey 

Another term for male masturbation.

You better not be burpin' joey in there.

Burpin' Joey by Kind of a Joey May 30, 2017

A literal Joey 

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

A literal Joey by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017

Pulling a Joey 

The act of deceiving someone by telling them something you're not. (lying)

Cute Cali Girl: So what kind of arguments do you get into with your ex?
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey

Pulling a Joey by TheStealthAssassin September 1, 2021

Therapeutic Joey Jab 

The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.

After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.

Therapeutic Joey Jab by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015