jess

she is the world even tho she is taller than you BY A INCH but that's ok because she is nice and pretty and outgoing and a good and she is the best girlfriend she is the bomb

-jess is the best

by 85403w5964w5t4w November 14, 2021

Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever

Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy

by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020

Jesse

A badass who always is ready to have fun time is protective with people he cares about and have a massive dick and is a car truck motorcycle person and has amazing dirty/dark jokes and at least dose a f bomb 69 times a day

Idk I was bored so I made it about a friend and he is a fun person. So I had to define him in the best way "damn it jesse are you under the cat and lost the 10 mil" jesse "fuck shit son of a fucking fuck I fucki g got oil on my self and massive dick hurts when working on the truck cause I dropped a oil filter

by John's nut sack December 3, 2021

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Jesse

Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!

"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."

by Migwelo April 22, 2020

Jesses

Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him

Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss

Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses

by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023

jess

an extremely hot individual with extremely large tits and sharp vagina hairs.

wow she’s such a jess

by i’m ur dadddd September 4, 2020