January 1st

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019

january 19

National Bingus day

"Ayo! Today is January 19, National Bingus day! Let's praise the hairless smooth cat."

by bingusgrrr January 17, 2021

January 21st

people born on January 21st got BIG DIC ENERGY.

Dam bae i know you was born on january 21st.

by blevcxedYUSef April 19, 2023

Jumba January

When boys and girls go around using the art of Jumba throughout the month of January.

I am going to Jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!

by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020

8th January

The day I asked out my boyfriend.
8th of January 2020. The love of my life forever and always.

You sound go ask your crush out

Go ask them out its 8th january

by A 812020 February 15, 2022

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

January 14th

National cuddle your partner all day 💕

On January 14th no matter what you have to cuddle your partner. Make them feel loved and happy 🤗 maybe tease them a bit of you'd like 😉 but make sure you cuddle them all day 🤗 I'm sure they deserve it 💕

by 🦕💕Leo the weird dino💕🦕 January 14, 2022