Couch Ghost

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.

Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.

Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.

"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"

by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020

Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.

Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.

by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014

couch fries

Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it

Damn you ate the couch fries.

by Full nudes January 15, 2023

Couch Lounger

A person with no permanent residence, who appeals to the sympathy of people who do not want to see the person officially homeless and on the streets, but who refuses to take advice or work to change their situation, attitude or actions in any meaningful way. They move from couch to couch, (house to house) staying until they either wear out their welcome or the homeowners rules become to burdensome. Really onerous and over the line rules like "Clean up after yourself" or "If you can't contribute with $ right now, how about some housework?" or "Stop playing online games all day and Fbooking all day and look for a job!"

Man, I thought I could help John, but he is just a couch lounger!

How long you gonna let that couch lounger hang out at your crib eating your grub?
Is John still at your house? No that couch lounger split when I told him he had to wash dishes and do laundry for his rent! He called his uncle and whined to him about sleeping under a bridge and now he is lounging on his uncles couch!

by Quarterhorse1961 November 28, 2016

couch glue

A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.

I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.

by 133764M3R March 27, 2025

Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.

The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business

by Topagent March 30, 2022

The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

by Cupcake February 7, 2023