frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."

by frosty pete January 04, 2025

Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.

"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024

Hog Wild

Going hog wild is a state of mind, the state of mind in which you just fuck shit up. It's similar to Danny or Danielle activities.

Man, I'm just gonna go hog wild tonight.

by JimmiBeans April 16, 2024

Hog Auger

Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.

Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.

by firebill July 14, 2011

Hog/Hogger

Hog; to use something and not let anybody else use it. This includes most other Hoggers too. Please do not ever mistake these hoggers with pigs - unless the pigs are hogging something of course.

DISCLAIMER: this is not an inside joke /serious

Person 1: wanna go to summer hill to hog stuff?
Person 2: sure I love hogging
Person 3: hogging is bad

Person 1: why?
Person 3: it should be equal because hog/hogger are taking it from us
Person 1 and 2: too bad

by Cat girl gf November 09, 2021

Hog Rider

The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks.

I just placed 2 Hog Riders

by sdva November 30, 2022

Hog rider

HOG RIDAAAA

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.

by Bababoooooooooooooooey May 17, 2022