(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.
Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.
by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Where people come from, and not where they are now. History isn't a fairy tale, it's ugly, not just the 1800s, but if you go back further than that, it was ugly before that. Trying to erase history or tell people they can't educate people about it anymore over sensitivity to it, or because it traumatizes people is silliness, and will not change the present.
You don't burn every copy of a book because it traumatizes you to read it, or you disagree with what's on the pages so that nobody else can read it either. You simply put the book down, read another one that doesn't offend you so much, and question everything you read, even if it's about the Civil War and slavery. What do you really have experience with concerning slavery? That was the 19th century, this is now 2021, nobody was alive back then to give a personal experience narrative of an event. It's a lot like an Italian guy saying he is still mad about his relative from ancient Rome being killed as a gladiator even though he didn't even meet the guy and never walked in his shoes. These are a couple thousand year old shoes he would be trying on. You would think the Indians would be the most outraged group in America over anything you can think on social media, yet you don't hear much from them, there's hardly enough of them left to have the kind of voice black people and every group that lives on their land (including white people) has nowadays. Yet every other group thinks their story matters that much more than the next (that includes black people) to the point that history can't even be talked about without somebody getting a sore ass over it.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Get the Historymug. Do we all remember the time in BBW season 2 when Biggie's bouncer tried to rape Ara Ara Gomez... so this is how the story goes... they were vibing in the house party where biggie's bouncer lured Ara Ara to the bathroom to dance with her. the intent of the Bouncer was to hide from biggie while collecting from a girl. now the bathroom was locked at this moment.. and they were dancing there having fun at first. then the bouncer started getting all sexual which Ara Ara Gomez did not like.. soo Ara warned him but the bouncer did not listen... and Ara was no longer interested and tried to leave but the bouncer started becoming physical with her forcing her to stay and this was when it turns into rape. Ara was then screaming for help.. but no one could here her. the bouncer started raping her by pressing her sexually. Ara screamed and Screamed and then Cody heard her voice and called attention to the door. everyone was wondering what was going on meanwhile... Ara was collecting inside screaming for help, the bouncer was really enjoying .. pressing her everywhere, then cody decided to break down the door which was successful and the housemates saw what had transpired and called out biggie, Cody and Unknown rushed the Bouncer and the other bouncers came in and took the bouncer criminal away while Austin tapping his head. Biggie deeply apologized and Ara Ara Gomez was in an emotional trauma.
by Ebuksam February 29, 2024
Get the History of Worldwidemug. by rudebwoydomo February 23, 2021
Get the historymug. "Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. WORLDWIDE goes a long way back the first person who joined Worldwide was "CHARLES MARTINS" he is no longer in Worldwide tho so it has to go to Enoch.. To Sammy Worldwide might have started as a failure but now it is one of the best groups... Worldwide might have gone through some ups and downs but Worldwide can never die
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
Get the Worldwide Historymug. by wifehaverthefirst June 11, 2022
Get the Historymug.