Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.

Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)

by Coolman29 June 17, 2018

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Will History Month

July for some fucking reason

Omg its Will History month, lets run death cult

by eZekeIel March 29, 2023

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A sex act done with multiple people

one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.

by Metromorpher February 4, 2010

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Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 4, 2010

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canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.

Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.

by sicksega February 5, 2010

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Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"

all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.

by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010

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