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Canada's History

May-14-1902 Nova Scotia. A Samquanch ate 14 Canadian babies.
by Buddha311 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.
by xythadar February 4, 2010
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
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History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.
i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!
by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008
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History

A thing in the past that was very important to today.
Djimmi: Hitler killed himself
Free: dude just said History
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Canada's History

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
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