by Buddha311 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
by xythadar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the History blastingmug. to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008
Get the History reportmug. by Just a kid that makes stuff June 4, 2020
Get the Historymug. The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.