mr. hair gel over-geller

a guy who over-gels his hair.

part of a commercial. budweiser's real men of genius

Hey look it's, mr. hair gel over-geller.

by kellsers December 17, 2006

Pete Rose haircut

The gayest haircut a person could possibly muster. An ecclectic blend of Moe from the Three Stooges and that half-retarded kid from kindergarten who would cut his own hair with a bowl on his head. Made popular and named for the third best hitter in baseball history Pete Rose (behind only Tony Gwynn Sr. and any player who faced the great Hideki Irabu).

Stewie- "Hey kid, where'd ya get the Pete Rose haircut?"

Zack- "Brad, you shouldn't have let Nick cut your hair while he's half in the bag. He just gave you a Pete Rose haircut"

by niggernicholas August 22, 2009

Kesha hair

When a guy comes all over your hair the night before and you wake up with Rastafarian-like braids.

Omg did you see her this morning? She had Kesha hair!

by Pauly 69 March 11, 2011

Bad Haircut Boys

A group of middle school overweight kids who live in your small town and drive their parents' lawnmowers through the neighborhood displaying their awesomely bad haircut, asking you to play Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Why is that fat kid driving a lawnmower on the sidewalk pulling another kid on a sleigh in the middle of July?"

"Oh, he's just a Bad Haircut Boy."

by (Matt) May 19, 2005

Hair Brush

An object to make hair knot free for school, work, parties ect.

I will go and use my HAIR BRUSH so I am ready for the disco/party.

by Crazy4448 June 18, 2011

the haircut

a new addition to the world of drinking games. bad news only 2 people participate at a time, good news is you'll be wasted drunk after a good number of haircuts. one person will sit down on a chair, and the "barber" will place a towel over your body, like you're actually in a barbershop getting a real haircut. the person sitting down will lay their head back getting ready for the haircut, the barber will then pour a chaser into the their mouth and you will hold it it in your mouth, then the barber will pour liquor (no weak shit either) into your mouth until it is full. you then swallow, get your towel brushed off, and you will stand up satisfied knowing you just had a really nice haircut.

Me and my friend Ray at a party, getting smacked drinkin vlady and MD, while playin pong.
Me: wow, my hair is starting to get stupid long
Ray: don't worry, i can set you up with a appointment after we hit this last cup.
Me: what do you mean? im not lettin you cut my hair, youre sauced.
Ray: well are you tryin to get fuckin wasted as shit? or complain about your gay ass hair the rest of the night?
Me: .. wasted.
Ray: then you are ready for the haircut my friend (he says while hittin last cup at 11 o clock)
Me: im not just ready, im fuckin ready
Ray: well im glad you said that, why dont you sit down and ill set you up with your 11 o clock appointment.

by Nighthawk 82 May 15, 2011

hairclip

A pre-teen girl who acts in an overly feminized, stereotypical manner.

Kelly has all the new Lip Smackers! She is such a hairclip!

by DuctapeDaredevil July 30, 2005