I Don't Give a Lol

A nicer way to say I don't give a shit on public forums where children go. It's ironic because the only reason to say this is if you actually give a shit about who reads it.
Person #1: Did you know that Justin Beiber was here yesterday?!?! :D
Person #2: Seriously, I don't give a lol.
by Jack Vangorr January 13, 2013
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Give It The Ol' College Try

A demonstration of intent to half-ass a given project, and an indication that the project might come to fruition, but more likely won't.

Synonym for the Arabic phrase "Insha'Allah"
Bill: Are you going to have those TPS reports done by Friday?
Fred: I'll give it the ol' college try!
by SGT Dude August 29, 2008
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give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.
Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"
by BITCHIMSMART December 27, 2018
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give me my earnings

what you say when you're owed money from the pot in a game of 'Screw Your Neighbor', even though you're still like 50 bucks in debt
(Magecks wins the game):
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)
by magecks September 02, 2008
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give your ferret a run

Aussie, British, and Kiwi slang for Sex. Usually the men say it
Male: Babe, How 'bout I give your ferret a run?
by Slayer9898 February 21, 2016
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/give @s command_block 1

steve:/give @s command_block 1
command block: hippity hoppity your slot is now my property.
by ISSDefinitions August 12, 2021
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I don't give a swag

According to an unknown tumblr user, this term was originally coined by an Albert Einstein while arguing with his teacher. It is used in the same way as "I don't gave a fuck", but tends to have a kinder, less harsh, and more joking purpose when used in a sentence.
Person 1: "Can I eat your meatloaf?"

Person 2: "Dude, I don't give a swag! Eat away."
by Pocahotbooty March 19, 2014
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