Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.

Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

by 󠀀 December 4, 2018

Ding dong danger wank

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.

-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011

Dong Hollowed Out

The act of smoking one's own stash of marijuana with a friend or co-worker.

Man, your boss is a cankerous whore. You ready to get your dong hollowed out?

by catPoopFive December 14, 2010

Tummy Drum Dong Solo

The act of slapping your dick on your stomach before/after masturbating. To grab it at the base and swing it towards your stomach to produce a slapping sound.

When I was getting warmed up to fap last night, I did a Tummy Drum Dong Solo just to get more in the mood.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 3, 2013

famalama ding dong boom

A description of your homies who are mostly twats.

For example: Hi Alfie Famalama Ding Dong BOOM!

by Yo flamala October 21, 2014

White fudge ding dong

What to call a white guy's dingleberry after anal sex.

Anne loves a white fudge ding dong before going to sleep.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005