facebook decieved

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.

Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."

by big meech 11 September 20, 2010

switch to decaf

Saying used to tell someone to chill out or calm down. Usually used when dealing with overly energetic annoying people.

That guy Sal at the party just wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking over everyone, so I told him to "switch to decaf" or leave.

by flyindutchman April 9, 2015

LOST DECADE

The Lost Decade refers to the 10 years following George W. Bush becoming president. The bad effects of the Bush Administration will be felt for a very long time. This includes the long term problems caused by the poor management of our environment, deregulation of industry and finance, the disastrous foreign policy, tax cuts for the rich, Patriot Act, erosion of our constitution, the massive deficits and the worst economy in 80 years!!!

Many school kids in 2010 will not know what prosperity was like or how America was strong and respected in the world before Bush 43 ruined our country. They are caught in the LOST DECADE, hopefully their kids can see America return to glory!

by Charles_U_Farley August 21, 2010

December 15

A day where two friends became best friends. What happened that day? Well you are about to figure out how these two bros formed a covalent bond! It was a crazy adventure that lasted all day. The two bros were straight up pounding each other from all angles: left, right, up, down and center. While they were pounding so GODDAMN hard, they were teleported to the Death Star. A challenger appeared at the Death Star. Who was it? DARTH VADER!!! The two homies battled Darth Vader while they were still pounding each other. They defeated Darth Vader because Bro 2 hit Darth Vader with a nut to the face :). A few moments later, Thanos appeared. How did he appear? Bros 1's ass was pounded so fookin' hard, it was big enough for one of Thanos's universe traveling portals. Thanos came put of the portal and he was in complete disbelief. The two bros decided to fuck Thanos all over. Bro 1 whipped put his glock and shot Thanos in his fookin' purple face. After the attack from Thanos, Bro 2 already nutted 40 times, while Bro 1 nutted 38 times. The day was almost over, and the bros were still pounding the shit out of each other. Five minutes later, Chris Pratt appeared and gave both the bros medals for defeating Thanos and Darth Vader. Chris Pratt later joined them in the pounding sessions. KEEP POUNDING

BRO 1 "MAN DECEMBER 15 WAS AWESOME, I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT ME!!!"
BRO 2 "BRUH SAME!!! RUMOR HAS IT THAT MORE CELEBS WILL BE JOINING US!!!"
BRO 1 "Lets ask our friends if they wanna join."
Random tall blonde friend "This sounds fake, I'm out."
BRO 2 " Fookin Pussy."

by BIGSEXYSHARK November 13, 2018

decade

A period of 10 years. Can refer to particular decades like the 1950s or the 1980s.

The years 2000-2009 are a decade.

by 5'11"racer November 30, 2006

The Decision

An hour-long waste of time in which Lebron James and his ego announced on ESPN that he was taking his talents to South Beach and joining the Miami Heat.

After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.

I wanted to watch SportsCenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about The Decision all day.

by jrolley325 August 17, 2010

December 8

December 8th is the best day to be born on by far. guys and girls born on this day are loving, caring, sweet, cute, and beautiful in so many different ways. if you have a friend born on this day you should be highly appreciative and never let them go.

guy "when's your birthday?"
girl "December 8"
guy "i'm not surprised why ur so thicc now"

by presslikeoryourgay November 12, 2019