Cancer

Social Justice Warriors

Did you know Social Justice Warriors are Cancer

by R.Keitel June 14, 2018

Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.

Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"

by Cancerking November 21, 2021

Cancer Stick

A very powerful cigarette

“Hey bud you want a Cancer Stick?

by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017

Cancer

A cancer is born the end of June and half way through July they can get along with people very well because of their personality they go through a lot but get through it

Omg your a cancer you have such a great personality!

by 6jxni3e December 3, 2018

FAQ cancer

Frequently asked questions about cancer

Did you read the FAQ's of cancer? faq cancer

by faqcancer faqcancer December 4, 2020

Cancer

Probably the worst disease known to man-kind. What causes cancer is unhealthy blood cells, what causes that are Mlg dorito boi's with fidget spinners, Jacob Sartorius, this emoji😂, "OMG", musically's, and fuck boys/girls. The cure is Clorox Bleach.... You're welcome

Bob: yo dude I think I have cancer Yanno

Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓

by LordPinguthewise May 29, 2017

Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)

You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!

by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011