Did you know Social Justice Warriors are Cancer
by R.Keitel June 14, 2018

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021

by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017

A cancer is born the end of June and half way through July they can get along with people very well because of their personality they go through a lot but get through it
by 6jxni3e December 3, 2018

by faqcancer faqcancer December 4, 2020

Probably the worst disease known to man-kind. What causes cancer is unhealthy blood cells, what causes that are Mlg dorito boi's with fidget spinners, Jacob Sartorius, this emoji😂, "OMG", musically's, and fuck boys/girls. The cure is Clorox Bleach.... You're welcome
Bob: yo dude I think I have cancer Yanno
Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓
Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓
by LordPinguthewise May 29, 2017

by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011
