Bass Cancer 

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.

I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.

Bass Cancer by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020

Blonde Cancer 

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

Blonde Cancer by Koki~kun December 19, 2020

Venom Cancer 

Venom cancer is the cum that stubborn girls think of whenever they are missing some dick. It’s a toxic relationship with a terrible breakup; however, all the girl can think of is the orgasmic fluid that comes from her dream bad boy. Little does she know that it’s slowly killing her.

We had breakup sex and said that was it, but I know I’ll come back for his venom cancer.

Venom Cancer by lilglizzy December 23, 2020

Lunge cancer 

Lunge cancer is the incapability to properly use linked swords and simply blaming the owner for having "trash swords" due to having no skill. Cry about it

Mykindagame has lunge cancer, he can't even kill Sinister with a simple linked sword.

Lunge cancer by HolisticRevenant March 10, 2021

World Cancer 

Being completely useless, typical doomer

I'm a world cancer all I do is game 24/7 and masturbate on non-existent 2D girls

World Cancer by EdgyB01 May 7, 2021

Ball cancer 

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

Ball cancer by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021

Brian Cancer 

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

Brian Cancer by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021