California Shorthand

Another word for a text

Bruce-yo guy shoot me a california shorthand when your done!
George- ight bruce

by Yokas June 6, 2011

California Coffee Break

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )

After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

by Smurf And Waterbug September 17, 2010

California bottle-opener

when a female opens a bottle with her vagina

I ordered a corona from the bar and the waitress opened it using the california bottle-opener

by ibmakinallday October 31, 2006

California Tit slap

When you take your dick and slap a bitch nipple with it.

George: Man I was with Regina and I have her a California Tit Slap!
Jason: Bro that's dope!

by The Slim Reaper February 26, 2015

California hot plate

Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.

Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.

by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK October 22, 2019

California Corn Dog

The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.

"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

California King Sized

A step above all super sized orders

Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!

by Kurtis Franks January 23, 2012