Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.

Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?

by Manny Morales November 23, 2021

Bobby

A boy who will flirt but then reject one

Person 1: omg is that Bobby flirting with Gina

Person 2: omg he’s gonna break her heart

by Bean-soup June 1, 2022

Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.

The townsmen once went in search for Bobby Joe. They were all killed before they had left.

by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023

Bobby James

Bobby James is a person who has two names in the same way as the dinosaur Brontosaurus / Apatosaurus.

Does that person have two names? No. They’re a Bobby James. They can be either or, or both.

by thebobbyjames November 23, 2021

Bobby

A vegan nature boy that knows every kind of animal ever. Big dick energy with an average sized peen. He has a jersey accent but only when he wants to use it. He's very funny and very attractive. He doesn't have the best taste in woman but what do I know, I apparently date little boys. So idk at least they emotionally stable n shit i guess.

He into birds or whateva
Whom?
Bobby

by essentialoils October 13, 2019

Bobby Sykes

To be a big fat pussy with a small meat and a bald spot. They are morbidly obese with a helping of type 6 diabetes

I could eat for days like a Bobby Sykes

by Alex Carrie December 19, 2023

Bobby

A man who obsessively spends too much time focused on criticizing or hating other men, usually liberals; despite lacking education, intellectual depth, or original thought. Often quick to insult but slow to understand, Bobby’s main hobby is online complaining rather than constructive action.

Every time politics comes up, he turns into a total Bobby, spending hours online trash-talking but never backing up his arguments with facts

by Noa B August 5, 2025