by Slyer August 22, 2017
by Esanary August 24, 2017
When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty April 07, 2018
It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.
You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
by Dus71n March 09, 2023
When you order someone a blowjob at the bar. While they are taking the shot with no hands tell a funny joke and make them laugh. Whilst they spew a volcano of blowjob all over themselves.
Yesterday, Angel had the Mt.Saint Helens of a Blowjob Volcano at the bar. He erupted all over himself and the bartender.
by The Service Writer January 28, 2025
Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual
I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...
by Polo.boi June 26, 2020
by VirgilTheDem April 10, 2023