by jacobphile March 14, 2024

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

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by razansan February 1, 2021

A piece of shit that hangs on for dear life from your ass hairs like it’s your ex trying to get back together with you
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Pubic hair with shit on
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