When a woman gets a creampie and takes that creampie home and then while scissoring her girlfriend squirts it into the partners vagina.
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Get the twice baked creampie mug.When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.
When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch
by NigNut97 May 30, 2025
Get the Freshly Baked Batch mug.When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch! cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.
When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch!
by NigNut98 May 30, 2025
Get the Freshly Baked Batch! mug.The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
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Get the Oregon Baked Potato mug.a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
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I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.
by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025
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