brooke

the most funniest and prettiest girl in the world. the chuckle that comes out of herself if so funny, let alone her jokes. her black braids, too cute.

1. "Hey! Have you seen Brooke?"
2. "No. Apparently she's waiting at the gate of the school for you."
3. "Brooke? Oh, shes so pretty: her beautiful black hair."

by anonymouus..d November 22, 2024

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025

Brook

A fun loving gal that most likely will hate cheese

Wow that girl brook is really nice

by Waterbear123 May 7, 2018

Brooks

Brooks is a fat fuck Who is extremely afraid of getting a gym membership and having salad.
Over weighted af and got suspended twice bc of homophobic act

Person A : are you brooks?
Person B : stfu fatty

by Brooks25345 September 3, 2022

Brooks

A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.

Girl 1: Did you hook up with Brooks?
Girl 2: No, I couldnt find his dick. We're just friends now.

by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020

George Brooks

When you get absolutely 0 girls and have the biggest tits even when you're in a room with Lana Rhodes can also mean a person with homosexual nature

Guy one: "you're stupid"
Guy two: "shush mate you're George Brooks"

by Swordyy June 18, 2022

Garth Brookes Mother Fucker

A best friend turned enemy who is “burning bridges”.

Man, fuck Brandon he is the one who called the cops on me, that Garth Brookes Mother Fucker.

by $PeachitUp$ August 21, 2022