Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

beer mug ears

A woman that has big ears that you can hold on to while getting a blow job.

I had that bitch by her beer mug ears while she sucked my cock.

by AJ19692002 December 28, 2007

Mug welding

To pulls ones butt cheek apart from the other in order to tighten the poo lasso achieving a fart sounding of a welder and avoiding old man baritone bum.

Hey man glen had chilli last night and he’s doing some bad ass mug welding today.

by Grumpyolturd May 3, 2019

Irish Mug

A hot beverage such as Coffee or Tea, usually in a mug, with an added ounce or two of some type of alcohol.

Ugh, I'm so tired; I wish I were drinking from an Irish Mug right now.

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

sweat mug

One who consumes too much alcohol for their tolerance. Then ends up making a fool out of themselves.

Look at that sweat mug! His been falling over all night!

by Wildlife Brambler August 15, 2024

mug made of shit

ding ding

mug made of shit

by dildomunchies June 22, 2019

Make it a mug

Make this definition a mug and get urban dictionary some moneyyyyyyy baby

“Wow, I just found this definition, I should make it a mug!”

by Cool100Fires November 12, 2023