loves nugget porn and has a Kurt Cobain conspiracy involving JFK and Hitler being a transgender pretending to be Cobain's wife and inventing the 360 no scope
by pog119 February 17, 2021

by joeys_girlfriend March 23, 2025

Joey's are amazing. They are sweet, caring, and usually athletic. Absolutely hilarious. They make everything funny. Also, they can't spell for shit. They're easy to fall in love with. Really easy. They usually don't take bullshit from anyone. Very, very, very honest.Their honesty offends people, but it's better to hear the truth from them. If a joey likes you, keep him. It's worth it and will be the best relationship of your life.
Y/N: Is it true that joey likes sally?
Person - Nah, girl he's deeply in love with Brianna.
Y/N: Oh...
Person- Why do you seem upset?
Y/N: He's deeply in love with Brianna, and I'm deeply in love with him.
Person - Nah, girl he's deeply in love with Brianna.
Y/N: Oh...
Person- Why do you seem upset?
Y/N: He's deeply in love with Brianna, and I'm deeply in love with him.
by ihateyoubutiloveyou May 22, 2018

Joey is a sweet outgoing guy with a big dick. Usually plays baseball. Is going D1 then getting drafted first round for the pros. All girl want him more than anything. Pulls all the bitches.
by King Haley December 6, 2018

a wild and tough street kid, a great friend and a loyal buddy. Although harsh, hot-headed and too quick to act, he has a heart of gold and would do anything for his friends.
Person A: what's with that dude he gets in so many fights yet he has so many great friends
Person B: yeah i know he's such a Joey
Person B: yeah i know he's such a Joey
by iisrei August 10, 2019

by Faggat joey wiss March 6, 2018
