Brian

a wooden toaster that will use every CapriSun in ur house to jerk off at night.

"At night, he's a real Brian"

by adbot December 23, 2019

Brian Brain

When you have a strong, humorous but klutzy brain

Can't believe I just did that. It was a right Brian brain moment.

by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023

Brian

This dude has a girlfriend named Jessi who’s super hot. They will have hella kids and his dick big

Damn Brian your girlfriend Jessi is hot

by Daddydaycarefordicks69 April 17, 2021

Brian

Secret number between 3 and 4.

“ count from 1-5”
“1, 2, 3, brian, 4, 5.”

by Jakek09 August 24, 2025

brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie

Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god

by Jcart925 May 25, 2018

Brian Sheehy

A truly magnificent man and tattoo artist.

Wow, Brian Sheehy’s work is amazing. He’s truly a magnificent man.... super good looking too!

by KindaCuteKindaCrazy September 21, 2020

brian

brian is honestly the best guy you could ever come across. he’s a very hard working man and would do anything for the person he loves. he’s very strict on his own feelings but is also scared to lose people. he’ll do anything to keep you happy and smiling. he loves spider-man and god of war ,, he wants to experience every little thing w his one and only and he gives you his very best no matter what. he’s very sensitive though and he must be protected and loved at all costs. and i’m so glad i get to call this one brian mine < 3

brian is the most prettiest boy ever.

by heaven < 3 November 13, 2022