get some parents on your dick

A phrase commonly said when a man experiences immense pain.... and pleasure depending on the mood

"Hey you are fat and ugly"

"How bout' you get some parents on your dick"

by FaroukIsAbitch September 5, 2021

Give your crush a kiss day

Give your a crush when you see this

Me: kisses crush
Crush: WTF

Me: it’s give your crush a kiss day
Crush: oh ok keep going

by Simp hub September 6, 2021

National prank your friend day

Today is national prank your friend day!!! Prank ur bestie by coming up with a great prank lolll

National Prank your friend day- September 17th

by Prankr333 September 17, 2021

National Throw Your Sibling Day

Its national throw your sibling day let your sibling throw you across the room and you do the same!

Boy: Hey its October 3 you know what that means.

Sister: No?

Brother: Its National Throw Your Sibling Day! GET OVER HERE!

by Exivity October 1, 2021

Bully your tall friend day

Annually, on November 2nd, you can abuse your tall friend. >:)

Me: Hey Esther, its November 2nd.
Esther: What about it?
Me: Its bully your tall friend day.
Esther: OH SHII-

by smol short person >:) October 31, 2021

National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July

On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day

by Calebsexual July 13, 2021

wasting your time on urban dictionary

What you are doing right now.

Imagine doing your homework instead of wasting your time on urban dictionary. Couldn't be me.

by anonymous July 26, 2021