Churchill High School, located in Livonia, Michigan is the home of an astute bunch. Firstly, the CAPA kids who play with each others holes and congregate near the Black Box have no problem sucking face and dropping pants at any spot they get. The MSC kids think they know the struggles of the world when they a 98% instead of a 99% on their AP Comp Sci exam, The Student Council is the most embarrassing orgy of badly painted mental health signs and ugly, ugly fucking spirit weeks, and the Band is.. The band. They wear funny hats though. Not going to lie, shut it down now.
“You been to Churchill High School recently?”
“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”
“Not really.”
“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”
“Not really.”
by whowantstoslapmretueshead June 01, 2022
Extremely popular high school which has amazing sports, ugly uniforms, and whores. The thing that ties this school together is that it is a simulation. No one can name the location of this school. Hell, I can’t even name a normal person who attends SJV. Because it is not a real fucking school so now the joke is over. It is not real. Wake up.
by idontcareshush December 28, 2022
A school in maine . The administrators there is just as stupid as the freshman. Teachers are anal about skipping but more than half of them don’t teach. That shit hole is filled with snitches and pussies that know how to run their mouths and feet but not fists. Fuck that place
by Jewlol November 20, 2019
You: "BRUUUUUHHHH, HAVE U EVER WATCHED HIGH TV BEFORE!!!!"
Friend: "YESS nigga, calm yo ass down....I do that shit all the time."
Friend: "YESS nigga, calm yo ass down....I do that shit all the time."
by Troi Ja'kori August 10, 2017
A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.
Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.
Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
by BobtheBobbleBobber November 21, 2024
This is when a human being has attained the highest level of igbo destruction
It occurs frequently to who ever smokes the claro smallest remaining part of the weed
Claro is often left for the saint sami-ganja/highness boss
Highness can also occur during the process of consuming codeine bottles
It occurs frequently to who ever smokes the claro smallest remaining part of the weed
Claro is often left for the saint sami-ganja/highness boss
Highness can also occur during the process of consuming codeine bottles
by Lycan October 15, 2018
They call people highness, cause when it comes to getting high, people get the highest.
Reaching for the air ;)
Reaching for the air ;)
by Ew thank you, next January 27, 2019