Poké Ball

When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"

Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

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Extinction Balls

Extinction balls are what a man is left with after a vasectomy. If we relied upon these balls to propagate the human species it would cause extinction of the species.

Latin: extinctio sphera

random guy: Hey dude how are your balls doing
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.

by the bestestestest person ever November 3, 2020

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Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer June 8, 2018

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Ball up top

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.

Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️

by maximi September 14, 2024

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s’more ball

When you take a marshmallow, wrap it in a towel, and then light it. Then you throw the s’more ball to the batter, who hits it with a wooden spatula.

Jeff: Hey do you want to play s’more ball with us?
Jay: What’s s’more ball?
Jeff: S’more balls in your mouth! Jk it’s baseball with a marshmallow on fire!

by LegitZebra November 14, 2022

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