love shpap

To gently slap a man/woman in the face with a semi-hard penis.

I gave my wife a love shpap as her wake up call this morning.

by Master nate III May 2, 2017

love-précoce

By definition someone who falls in love after three seconds, without barely, if not any work by the subject of their love

"Blake Eaton is a love-précoce"

by Love-précoce December 13, 2023

Can't Buy Me Love

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
But money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love

Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Ah, woo!

Buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

love

braulio and isabella are the true meaning of love.

the way isabella and braulio love eachother makes me feel lonely.

by brizz n izz November 14, 2023

love relatives

a relative that you are not biologically related to, but are extremely close to due to another biological relative's closeness to that person

A: Are you related to ____?
B: Yeah, we're love relatives.

by oui oui c'est moi April 2, 2017

Love bump

Lightly bumping the back of another car with your own, slow enough to not cause any damage.

"I got distracted and the car rolled forward. But it's all good, there's no damage to either car, it was only a love bump".

by wheresl1am October 4, 2022

love

deep definition

Boy: lololol
Girl: hehe i love u
Boy: love u too wenamechaindaesumma

by orbittingcrunch November 27, 2022