Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.

Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut

by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022

Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

Chattanooga university

The university of Chattanooga Tennessee. It was founded in 1886 and is one of four universities and two other affiliated institutions in the University of Tennessee System. Anyone that graduates from here is an idiot, and should be shamed.

Aiden: Did you hear about that idiot who graduated from Chattanooga university?
Simon: yeah I heard they couldnt get a job

Chattanooga university graduate: I wish I went to literally any other college 😔

by Veltege September 22, 2023

wallace university

the most prestigious university in the midwest. the harvard of lake county, if you will. a place where camera pens, screenshots, and excel spreadsheets abound.

wow! i can't believe i was just accepted to wallace university! i guess my inflated SAT score really did the trick!

by koosh13 January 31, 2019

STFU University

A way to tell a know-it-all that they need to go back to the womb and get rewired.

Stop txting so much and go join the social powerhouse called the Gleek Club at STFU University.

by Vin Nguyen May 8, 2017

Harvard University

The Washington University of the North East. But, no tempurpedic mattresses, Jason Derulo concerts, or arches.

Emily: Damn Girl, I heard you got into Harvard University.

Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.

Emily: Sorry about your mattresses

by savannastasia steele October 12, 2020

roehampton university

Lovingly known as roey by its students and roe by its staff who are trying to be “down with the kids”.
A univeristy in south west London that provides an eclectic mix of students a safe and natural campus to study on while simultaneously allowing them to experience what it is like to live on/next to a gang run inner city estate. (experience provided by the neighbouring Alton Estate)

Split in to 4 colleges, Digby (the best), Whitelands, Southlands and Froebel (the worst), Roehampton university students take college pride more seriously than their studies, often chants of “I’m *college name* till I die” can be heard coming from a group of drunk students at 4 am, much to the delight of all who live near.

Among the university’s prestigious awards (such as best modern university in London) the institution also once won the award for most sexual partners per student - see hoehampton.

Varsity rival Bucks New Uni are decimated yearly by Roehampton much to everyone’s surprise.

“I go to Roehampton university and I know Digby are the best”

“We love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, we love Roehampton we do, oh Roehampton we love you”

“Check put the roey students annihilating Bucks again”

by Thisismyname23456 March 25, 2018