One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 12, 2017
by Gonnorsgary December 14, 2018
the iq of tommy is literally 3.
by Yeet Yaw Yeet July 13, 2018
An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
by SpreadingDemCheecks January 06, 2024
Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
by papijohn November 21, 2017
You're talking about One works at a bath house hand and out tells. And sell them chick. Let's hit the door.
by Ddddddddddds February 23, 2024
by Tatters04 May 17, 2025