Mouldy Taco

Mouldy Taco

The female genitalia with a yeast infection.

Guy 1: Hey mate, who's that girl over there? She's pretty cute.
Guy 2: I wouldn't touch that if I was you, apparently she's got a mouldy taco.
Guy 1: Shit man, cheers for the advice!

by s3ndo November 05, 2011

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Scott’s Taco

Our beloved Taco, about to have the honour to be eaten by the one and only AntMan (Scott Lang) when it was blown away. It was the most traumatic event in the history of Marvel

Taco: SCOTT IS ABOUT TO EAT ME
Wind: I DONT THINK SO
Taco: *Gets blown away*
Taco: BUT I WAS ~SCOTT’S TACO~

by Shuri.is.Marvel March 09, 2022

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Smiling Taco

A Mexican woman's vagina.

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.

by DrOlives August 06, 2013

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Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 03, 2018

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Swiss Taco

A Swiss Taco is what results when a Spanish girl gets multiple cream-pies and then someone eats her out.

"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"

by Behrbutt November 26, 2018

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