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Mario
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He will treat you like a princess! And he is amazing in every way! He will always offer things even if you tell him not to. He makes an amazing boyfriend and any girl is lucky to have him. You will never want to lose him because you'll fall so deeply in love that you will never want to part ways! He is hot, sexy, cute, sweet, loyal, honest, awesome, STRONG, funny, and has a great personality! Everyone and anyone will fall for him! He is definately the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and i can't wait for us to live happily ever after :)
love you Mario
by Shokja November 22, 2021
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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
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Marios

Marios is bastard because his father left him , and he has a small dick, One More Thing About Marios.
He likes Vazelini but only if is above 10$ .and is jealious of bbc .
Marios: hi
bbc: want you want fam
Marios : Vazelini
bbc: What is that
Marios: ...
by b3lugaGr November 20, 2021
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Mario

He a real mario
by Haynster November 17, 2018
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Mario Kart Television

Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.
Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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Mario

Mario is a very caring and HILARIOUS boy. He can light up a whole room with a joke. His smile and eyes are one of the most perfect things you will ever see. He is very determined and passionate about everything he does. He is not a quitter one of the things I love most about him. Mario has also never failed to make me feel comfortable and safe. He is one of the perfect person I know even if he thinks he isn't. Mario is very pressured to be perfect as well, he just wants to make his family (his dad) and everyone around him proud. Mario is very serious as well but only when he needs to be. He will come up to you and your friend just to break out dancing. But don't be fooled under all his happiness is just a boy he needs help and needs to talk out his feelings to someone but since he is a boy he thinks he cant talk about his feelings (just let him know your there for him), it takes a lot for Mario to trust someone so if he opens up to you don't make him regret it. ( PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM REGRET IT) or he honestly may never open up again. Mario is very very smart but also acts silly and dumb. He is perfect inside and out even if he thinks he isn't. If you have a Mario take care of him with all you have he is one boy that needs protecting even if he thinks he doesn't. If there's one thing I could tell you about Mario, two words. Irreplaceable, perfect.
If you lose your Mario fight for him with all you have he is very much worth the fight. and if you lose him. wait. for. him.

I love you Mario you will always have a placein my heart.
by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023
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Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."
by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022
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