Luxury Poo

when the upstairs toilet is occupied by a fellow plopper. It is the prime opportunity to deliver the goods to the forbidden downstairs toilet reserved solely for a number 1 or guest use...

Jurassic park! Upstairs is busy, I'm off for a Luxury poo!

by adam.kaplan4 December 11, 2012

punkiie poo

one of many nicknames that can be given to a future wife for life

I love you punkiie poo!!

by George Freckel January 20, 2013

American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Poo-Ragging

When you are so broke that you cannot afford toilet paper, so must sacrifice a towel to become the poo-rag.

I'm not paid until the end of the month so i'm stuck poo-ragging until next friday.

by fuckrealism June 11, 2019

Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.

I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.

by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011

wool poo

1. Evil version of Whinny The Pooh that helps the kkk, drowns black kids, bombs churches, and is made of water. See The Watson Go To Birmingham 1963.
2. Southern Pronunciation of the Wurl Pool.

1. Stay away from the wool poo
2. Stay away from the wurl pool

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

Rescue poo

A poo so long that it hits the water before it leaves your arse.

" i did a shit so big It looked like a rope being lowered into the water...it was a definite rescue poo "

by Gazerath Of Nazerath October 7, 2012