Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

Funny

The substitute for “cute” when you talk to or about your crush.

“Why do u like him?”
“Idk he’s just...funny”

by Udontknowme! December 16, 2020

Funny Hands

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.

That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands

by mahinman August 11, 2019

funny

something your memes will never be

no example here your memes are just crap
they are not funny

by 6 nipples man February 22, 2021

be quiet kiddo, you funny individual

just be quiet

"really be quiet kiddo, you funny individual, you think your smart, but man your dumb"
"quiet down, kid, your not funny"

by llboxlord December 17, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

the funny

Slang term for pornography.

Man I really don't want to beat my dick to the funny right now... my mental state would deteriorate.

by Deez Nuts on yo chin November 24, 2021