True Story

Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.

Example 1. I like coke, true story.

Example 2. (noun) (verb) true story.

by dls_779 January 2, 2009

Cool Story Blow

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob

''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''

by MozeleyBaby November 24, 2010

Shit Stirrer

Description of a person who has absolutly no purpose in life. So they set out their own goal to shit on other people and take others for granted in the process.

He just couldn't stop shit stirring. Matt would say what he felt. Then that PRICK came along and twisted his truth. That Jackass is a proper Shit Stirrer.

by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015

3 knuckles deep stirring the soup

To finger fuck a girl, using several fingers at the same time. Usually implying the girl is very arroused.

"That chick is so damn hot! I'd love to be 3 knuckles deep stirring the soup!"

by FA Double D December 25, 2008

Sex Story

Seriously? Searching sex story on the Urban Dictionary?

Searching sex story? Get off this site and watch some porn like other guys.

by "12.5" Cock Guy May 14, 2015

war story

Stories about one's partying. Usually when drinking a person will start to talk about his or hers awesome time at a party. Usually the teller of the story will make up stuff to make the party seem better than it really was.

Tim talking to a group of friends: Hey remember that time we went to the club and shit faced and went home with those models? It was fucking the shit, first we .....

Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.

by subotai August 19, 2010

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003