If you have a Richard in your life you are least lucky person on earth. He seems like the most assholey person ever but he comes from a tough background he usually goes through some type of trauma. He acts like a really tough person but inside he is delicate. if there is a Richard in your life then be very careful
by Theotherdumbasshole October 3, 2022

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across
by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021

by Tstewart May 8, 2014

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues
Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao
by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022

Richard is the kind of person you want in your life. He is an amazing guy, and has amazing talents. Hes very handsome and all the females want him. His face is beautiful. He usually had brown hair, green or blue eyes. Richard is a sweet, loyal, funny guy who will make you feel super happy in a matter of minutes.
by BOOMSHAKALACKA23 August 7, 2022

Gay.. it’s simple to be a person called Richard you need to have a small dick and be gay it’s simple facts!
by Yea Ima boss 😎 June 21, 2022
