telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.
John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.
by cinti August 24, 2006
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tool bagging

Pure stupidity at its smartest no matter the amount of tools around one or more morons can't fix stupid.
wow what a bunch of Tool Bagging there is like 20 or so tool bagging's down there
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 01, 2014
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Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.
Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile
by Staydown2722 November 15, 2021
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tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.
Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.
by Joe Buddy Fucker January 05, 2024
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Elite Tool

A student who goes to a top college on a scholarship who is mean to his friends and girls. They are usually power hungry & not funny. They aspire to work in finance or consulting. They describe themselves are self-motivated, hardworking, communicate, and problem solvers. Sometimes they do have these qualities, but they use it to shit on their friends.

They usually have four letter names – like Zack, Brad, or Eric.
by :)LOL(: May 03, 2019
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Devil's Tools

An item or even a body part that can be used to create a disaster.
by emjayare August 06, 2021
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Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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