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National Throw Your Sibling Day

Its national throw your sibling day let your sibling throw you across the room and you do the same!
Boy: Hey its October 3 you know what that means.

Sister: No?

Brother: Its National Throw Your Sibling Day! GET OVER HERE!
by Exivity October 1, 2021
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National Jack Day

National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.
Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”

Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”
by Jennyfromtheblocksss October 5, 2021
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National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)
by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021
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National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
by The Danimal October 29, 2021
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Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.
Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!
by .cryaboutit November 13, 2021
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National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer
November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!
by Lemveon November 19, 2021
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national piss yourself day

umm nationla piss urself day is every november 27th and 28th and it when you pee yourslef violently for the entire day
cart: did you know that today is national piss yourself day?
pee: no
cart: kys :3 *pees self
by towignw5imgkmrfldmk rptn November 27, 2021
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