Charlie’s mum

A sexy women who all kids have a go with 😉

Hey man I just banged a woman, she was almost as good as Charlie’s mum

by Xxx_billyplayzminecraft_xxX May 22, 2018

mum

a mum!!!!! oh boy mums are awesome.

HEY MUM I LOVE YOU

by laralovescoffee October 15, 2019

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Mum

The meaning mum means the most beautiful person anyone would love. She can solve any situation that kept you down. She is the most loving, caring and incredible person in the universe. She deserves everything you could give her.

Mum: "I love you."

Daughter: "Yeah right."

Mum's feelings: Upset, hurt and disappointment.

by lianacruz August 29, 2019

Your mum

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

by Bum chutney yeah boi August 19, 2023

mum

judgmental person who thinks they own you

shut up mum i hate you so fucking much

by barnie.and.spongebob.stan December 7, 2020

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

by sdinaz October 24, 2023