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Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

“Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
mugGet the Hungarian vending machinemug.

claw machine addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.
Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
mugGet the claw machine addictionmug.

fling hole machine

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily
by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012
mugGet the fling hole machinemug.

bonk's meme machine

A godly figure, who mows down motorcycles.
Fuck, not again! Bonk's Meme Machine double boosted that fucking guy!
by Zacoochie August 13, 2019
mugGet the bonk's meme machinemug.

Machine Gun Shelly

A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.
by Black doggy February 25, 2021
mugGet the Machine Gun Shellymug.

Man V. Machine

When you or someone has a difficult encounter with a machine
Person one: “hey, do you hear screaming???”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”
by Lost guy2223 April 20, 2020
mugGet the Man V. Machinemug.

Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
by G dogo April 3, 2022
mugGet the Time machine sexmug.

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