by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
by C L G May 1, 2025

by Deala1 April 1, 2021

by Arrietismo January 9, 2017

My OFFICIAL position on the Charlie Kirk shooting. I know have touched on it a couple of times but here it is:
Hym "Keep doing it. Keep doing it and record it while you do it and we can make a bunch of moneys! It'll be funny! Ah-ha! Yeah, guys. Keep doing it. It's good for them. They get to go to heaven immediately... And... Everybody wins. It's a win-win for everybody. Keep doing it. Do it now. Do it twice. Do it in the morning. Do it in the evening. Do it again."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2025

Of the five tracks on The Danger Keep album, track 2 and five are my favorites. Quite an interesting mix of music on the Danger Keep album.
by Knadnet October 21, 2011

Negligent discharge of firearms close or inside urban rental property, be intentional or not intentional.
Playing loud music and watching pornography on high volume.
Better exicuted if your neighbors are as cool as you.
Playing loud music and watching pornography on high volume.
Better exicuted if your neighbors are as cool as you.
Guy 1: "Hey neighbor, did you hear a gun shot last night?"
Guy 2: " That was me keeping the rent low. Friend in apartments up the block said they raised his rent"
Guy 2: " That was me keeping the rent low. Friend in apartments up the block said they raised his rent"
by Ndotktrl August 3, 2022
