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jamie

Jamie is a small brownish light haired boy. Jamie is funny, bubbly, random and loves to play sports. Most are artistic, and love music. Although knows he is Handsome, Jamie often focuses on her negative features. Jamie loves YouTube, and is always on the internet. He will sometimes change to fit in with the crowd, and always has something about herself she wants to change. Although shy at first, when you get to know her you will love her. Seems innocent at first but has a dirty mind. Jamie usually doesn't look like he is strong but likes to fight, and is is incredibly strong.
Jamie is the funniest guy around I wish I was him
by icey:) April 29, 2020
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jamie crab

A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.
Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.
by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020
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Jamied

To get fucked (screwed over) without getting fucked (in a sexual way) or without repayment for favors
I had to sacrifice sleep, time, and money to help out Jamie and her children, and only received heartbreak and anger in return. I really got Jamied in that deal.
by r1989 July 5, 2016
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Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.
Girl: Oh my god Jamie Kitchin! I'm so happy I left that fat midget to bang you all day!
by N1SS4N GTR October 6, 2020
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Jamie Kurtz

A girl who lives life to the fullest. You would be blessed by her presence and positive energy.
I wish I had some Jamie Kurtz in my life.
by Dr.educated January 19, 2017
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Jamie Olivering

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.
I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?

Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen.

MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013
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Jamie Augustus Hargrove-Milam

Jamie gets al the pussy he lives none for anyone else. All that’s left is the cum squirting out.
Jamie Augustus Hargrove-Milam broke up with his girl and stole yours.
by Bigdickguy375 March 18, 2024
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