I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."

by Defintoin_Nerd June 1, 2023

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023

I am unable to cant'nt

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it

Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt

by TheBaseliner June 19, 2023

i am not that guy

what you say when you are not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy

by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024

I AM MUSIC

An album by Playboi Carti that is never going to fucking drop

Playboi Carti is never dropping I AM MUSIC

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob June 1, 2024