Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.

Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."

(5 minutes later)

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"

Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)

Student: (runs into the classroom)

Professor: "you JUST made it!"

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

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Free Fire

Basically it's fork-knife but worse

Person 1: I play free fire
Person 2: *load shotgun menacing*

by thisisaveryshortname January 12, 2022

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fredricksburg

Hunting town made of old white German people, chicken fighters with long beards, crazy cousins yah never knew yah had, and more old people who own guns and shoot targets and deer.

i lov going to Fredricksburg to see thing i dont care to see.

by Fran Rantz March 3, 2011

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