A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.
Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."
(5 minutes later)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"
Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)
Student: (runs into the classroom)
Professor: "you JUST made it!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."
(5 minutes later)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"
Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)
Student: (runs into the classroom)
Professor: "you JUST made it!"
by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011
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