fredricksburg 

Hunting town made of old white German people, chicken fighters with long beards, crazy cousins yah never knew yah had, and more old people who own guns and shoot targets and deer.

i lov going to Fredricksburg to see thing i dont care to see.

fredricksburg by Fran Rantz March 3, 2011

fredericksburg 

A city in VA, but really it is a generalization for any large suburb on the east coast. Many of the people there lack creativity and imagination or feel they are not responsible for entertaining themselves. If they are bored they will blame it on the city, as if the city itself put a gun to their head and forced them to do nothing. These people will often talk about moving or going somewhere 'better' but never do.

Sue - "Man I'm soooo bored, I hate fredericksburg! There is nothing to do here!"
Jack - "Well what do you feel like doing?"
Sue - "I don't know!"

Sue will later go to Starbucks, Carl's, Walmart and the mall that night and have this exact same conversation with six other people. She will continue doing this everyday for the next three years.

fredericksburg by Devin Hush December 3, 2007

Spirits in Fredericksburg 

A shitty bar filled with scum bags and pretend metalheads. The bouncers are crack heads who slip roofies in girls' drinks. The bathroom is covered in a filthy slime of hepatitis, piss, and smegma. If you're trying to get laid, ask the guy with a tattoo of a dick on his dick. He will suck you off for a free PBR, in the bathroom.

I need a good BJ, and I would love some hepatitis. I'm going to Spirits in Fredericksburg!!

Spirits in Fredericksburg by Retard King 1992 November 23, 2019

Fredericksburg, Texas 

A strip mall with a thyroid problem which used to be a nice, quiet place to live, but has since been given over to rich, fat, slow, obnoxious, traffic killing tourists from Austin and San Antonio and their squalling, equally fat, and obnoxious brats at the expense of the overworked and underpaid citizenry who, thanks to the influx of social security parasites who have driven up the cost of living like the leeches they are, can barely afford to live and raise a family. There is virtually no other industry apart from tourism, no other means of bolstering the economy, and thus, no opportunity for the young people of Fredericksburg who, realizing this, leave and never return. In droves.
This has been done deliberately by the city fathers who saw a cash cow in selling out their town and enjoy the status of being big fish in a small pond.

The day will soon come when they give up their charade of caring about the locals, rename Fredericksburg "Das Mall", and pass an ordinance requiring all of the locals to wear lederhosen and dirndls for the amusement of the turistas.

"So, where ya from?"

"Fredericksburg, Texas."

"You mean the German town with all the antique stores? Oh yeah, my wife and I love that place! We're going to retire there!"

"Eat a dick."

Fredericksburg, Texas by Crotalus October 13, 2012

Fredericksburg High School 

FOOTBALL SUCKS
Volleyball = SKANKS
Cross Country- Lesbians
Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches
Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH
Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE
Basketball- Cleptomaniacs
Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos"
Tennis- A humpy-loving sport
Track- Holy shit. We're good at this.
Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus
NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that
Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby.
Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.

AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.

Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.

Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.

Example 1:
Hot Guy: Where do you go to school?

Average-looking, B+ getting, small breasted, blonde-bimbo: Fredericksburg High School! *baaahh*

*Man runs off violently puking*

Example 2:
Random school: Who the fuck is that?

Tivy: Those are the goat-pokers.

Random school: Oohhhhhhhh...that explains alot.

Example 3:

*hot steamy sex comes to an end*
Man: So where did you graduate high school?

Woman: Fredericksburg High School.

Man: *picks-up phone, calls health clinic* Excuse me, i'd like to get checked for STDs..

Fredericksburg High School by Alter-Scholtz July 29, 2011

Fredericksburg, TX 

Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all."

If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.

If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:

-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D

I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!

There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?

I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!

Fredericksburg, TX by freefromthegripsoftheburg September 11, 2011

Fredericksburg 

A small town nestled in the country hills between Richmond and D.C. Downtown F-burg boasts and carries it's historical knowledge about it's self with more pride than the LGBT community. Downtown f-burg also has WAY too many restaurants, vintage stores, half-assed specialty stores, wangsters, and pretentious yuppies. We have one major shopping district known as Central park with one piss pot mall, even more restaurants, and the infamous snipers that caused a ruckus in the early 2000s.

Fredericksburg... it WAS a cool town at one point. We actually had great music and art stores, we had a general store right downtown, and a theater. It was a town that wasn't so goddamn full of itself and filled with stick-up-ass conservatives, but the dreaded gentrification took over and sucked the fucking life right out of this town.

Visitor: Hey man, you seem like a local. Fredericksburg seems pretty cool but is there anything else to do around here other than learn about it's history?

local: There are things to do OTHER than partying like its year one, eating beyond obesity with the ridiculous amount of restaurants, and buying old overpriced/bullshit novelty items. But iIsuggest you go to Richmond for any fun, shit gets old real quick in this town.

Fredericksburg by Dr Dingleberry June 3, 2017