A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
by Plowmandan February 15, 2017
Get the Cross-eyed Juliemug. A sexual position requiring a children's sized pool,a bottle of baby oil,a pair of swimming goggles with the eyes blackened out,and a snorkel.
by Zzpq1111 August 30, 2017
Get the Three eyed ravenmug. by Savodongburger November 20, 2020
Get the one eyed champmug. Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021
Get the Stink Eyed Hippomug. The Bok-eyed pass is used exclusively in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus elevated its use to the international stage along with other means of underhand and deliberate foul play ignored by incompetent referees & World Rugby.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking Ploys’, subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’. Genius edition.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking Ploys’, subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’. Genius edition.
“Forward pass ref!”. Ref: No, you’re playing the Springboks bru, it was a Bok-eyed pass and only applies to them”.
by Spratman July 21, 2025
Get the Bok-eyed passmug. After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
Get the One Eyed Willymug. When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”
“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”
by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022
Get the google-eyedmug.